20 Filthy Facts Proving Historical Figures Were Nasty

zachnading Published 11/17/2022 in Funny

In case you needed more proof that world has been f**ked from the beginning, we've got you covered.

Thanks to AskReddit, we've collected some of the dirtiest, horniest, and freakiest facts about your favorite historical figures. Enjoy!

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The original buttplugs were thought to cure insanity and madness.
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Cleopatra used to take semen baths. She had guards on hand for this specific purpose
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During the Cold War, the United States was developing any method they could to intimidate Russia. One idea was dropping extra large condoms into the Soviet Union but label them as "medium" to lower morale. The idea never came to fruition.
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French Président Felix Faure died while having sex, and it's been reported that he likely came while dying.
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Fishnets were originally created for flappers and showgirls to show off their legs, specifically their leg hair.
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In the 1800s, the middle finger was more of a sexual threat and less of "I hate you, you're an idiot."
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King Charles II stitched a wig made out of all of his mistresses' pubic hair.
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Julius Caesar received a letter from Cato's sister describing all of the sexual things she wanted him to do to her. Cato and Caesar were mid-trial when the letter was delivered.
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Circa the year 1200 in China, Penis Rings were made from the eyelids of a goat.
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16 million humans share DNA with Genghis Khan.
11.
The FBI recorded a conversation JFK had with a woman who they thought was a German spy. They literally just recorded JFK having sex.
12.
J.P. Morgan famously bailed on his Titanic ticket to stay in France for his birthday, and have sex with his mistress.
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Locusta, the world's first serial killer was eventually found guilty. Reports differ about how she was punished. She was either raped by a male giraffe, or she was led around the city in chains and executed.
14.
Warren G. Harding wrote letters to his mistress in which he refers to his penis as 'Jerry.'
15.
King Edward VII had a custom sex chair created. Nobody actually knows how it works.
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Ancient Egyptians believed God created everything by masturbating. Henceforth, Pharaohs would annually visit the nile to masturbate for good crops and healthy currents.
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Reportedly In WWI, soldiers from multiple countries would have sex with STD-ridden prostitutes. They would then claim medical leave.
18.
Ancient Greeks and Romans used Silphium as a contraceptive.
19.
Pope Alexander VI and his daughter would get entertainment out of watching horses having sex.
20.
The KGB tried blackmailing the first Indonesian President, Sukarno. They sent him women, he had sex with them, and the KGB filmed it. The plan failed when Sukarno asked them to make more copies for him to show off.

1.
The original buttplugs were thought to cure insanity and madness.
2.
Cleopatra used to take semen baths. She had guards on hand for this specific purpose
3.
During the Cold War, the United States was developing any method they could to intimidate Russia. One idea was dropping extra large condoms into the Soviet Union but label them as "medium" to lower morale. The idea never came to fruition.
4.
French Président Felix Faure died while having sex, and it's been reported that he likely came while dying.
5.
Fishnets were originally created for flappers and showgirls to show off their legs, specifically their leg hair.
6.
In the 1800s, the middle finger was more of a sexual threat and less of "I hate you, you're an idiot."
7.
King Charles II stitched a wig made out of all of his mistresses' pubic hair.
8.
Julius Caesar received a letter from Cato's sister describing all of the sexual things she wanted him to do to her. Cato and Caesar were mid-trial when the letter was delivered.
9.
Circa the year 1200 in China, Penis Rings were made from the eyelids of a goat.
10.
16 million humans share DNA with Genghis Khan.
11.
The FBI recorded a conversation JFK had with a woman who they thought was a German spy. They literally just recorded JFK having sex.
12.
J.P. Morgan famously bailed on his Titanic ticket to stay in France for his birthday, and have sex with his mistress.
13.
Locusta, the world's first serial killer was eventually found guilty. Reports differ about how she was punished. She was either raped by a male giraffe, or she was led around the city in chains and executed.
14.
Warren G. Harding wrote letters to his mistress in which he refers to his penis as 'Jerry.'
15.
King Edward VII had a custom sex chair created. Nobody actually knows how it works.
16.
Ancient Egyptians believed God created everything by masturbating. Henceforth, Pharaohs would annually visit the nile to masturbate for good crops and healthy currents.
17.
Reportedly In WWI, soldiers from multiple countries would have sex with STD-ridden prostitutes. They would then claim medical leave.
18.
Ancient Greeks and Romans used Silphium as a contraceptive.
19.
Pope Alexander VI and his daughter would get entertainment out of watching horses having sex.
20.
The KGB tried blackmailing the first Indonesian President, Sukarno. They sent him women, he had sex with them, and the KGB filmed it. The plan failed when Sukarno asked them to make more copies for him to show off.

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1. The original buttplugs were thought to cure insanity and madness.

2. Cleopatra used to take semen baths. She had guards on hand for this specific purpose

3. During the Cold War, the United States was developing any method they could to intimidate Russia. One idea was dropping extra large condoms into the Soviet Union but label them as "medium" to lower morale. The idea never came to fruition.

4. French Président Felix Faure died while having sex, and it's been reported that he likely came while dying.

5. Fishnets were originally created for flappers and showgirls to show off their legs, specifically their leg hair.

6. In the 1800s, the middle finger was more of a sexual threat and less of "I hate you, you're an idiot."

7. King Charles II stitched a wig made out of all of his mistresses' pubic hair.

8. Julius Caesar received a letter from Cato's sister describing all of the sexual things she wanted him to do to her. Cato and Caesar were mid-trial when the letter was delivered.

9. Circa the year 1200 in China, Penis Rings were made from the eyelids of a goat.

10. 16 million humans share DNA with Genghis Khan.

11. The FBI recorded a conversation JFK had with a woman who they thought was a German spy. They literally just recorded JFK having sex.

12. J.P. Morgan famously bailed on his Titanic ticket to stay in France for his birthday, and have sex with his mistress.

13. Locusta, the world's first serial killer was eventually found guilty. Reports differ about how she was punished. She was either raped by a male giraffe, or she was led around the city in chains and executed.

14. Warren G. Harding wrote letters to his mistress in which he refers to his penis as 'Jerry.'

15. King Edward VII had a custom sex chair created. Nobody actually knows how it works.

16. Ancient Egyptians believed God created everything by masturbating. Henceforth, Pharaohs would annually visit the nile to masturbate for good crops and healthy currents.

17. Reportedly In WWI, soldiers from multiple countries would have sex with STD-ridden prostitutes. They would then claim medical leave.

18. Ancient Greeks and Romans used Silphium as a contraceptive.

19. Pope Alexander VI and his daughter would get entertainment out of watching horses having sex.

20. The KGB tried blackmailing the first Indonesian President, Sukarno. They sent him women, he had sex with them, and the KGB filmed it. The plan failed when Sukarno asked them to make more copies for him to show off.

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1.
The original buttplugs were thought to cure insanity and madness.

2.
Cleopatra used to take semen baths. She had guards on hand for this specific purpose

3.
During the Cold War, the United States was developing any method they could to intimidate Russia. One idea was dropping extra large condoms into the Soviet Union but label them as "medium" to lower morale. The idea never came to fruition.

4.
French Président Felix Faure died while having sex, and it's been reported that he likely came while dying.

5.
Fishnets were originally created for flappers and showgirls to show off their legs, specifically their leg hair.

6.
In the 1800s, the middle finger was more of a sexual threat and less of "I hate you, you're an idiot."

7.
King Charles II stitched a wig made out of all of his mistresses' pubic hair.

8.
Julius Caesar received a letter from Cato's sister describing all of the sexual things she wanted him to do to her. Cato and Caesar were mid-trial when the letter was delivered.

9.
Circa the year 1200 in China, Penis Rings were made from the eyelids of a goat.

10.
16 million humans share DNA with Genghis Khan.

11.
The FBI recorded a conversation JFK had with a woman who they thought was a German spy. They literally just recorded JFK having sex.

12.
J.P. Morgan famously bailed on his Titanic ticket to stay in France for his birthday, and have sex with his mistress.

13.
Locusta, the world's first serial killer was eventually found guilty. Reports differ about how she was punished. She was either raped by a male giraffe, or she was led around the city in chains and executed.

14.
Warren G. Harding wrote letters to his mistress in which he refers to his penis as 'Jerry.'

15.
King Edward VII had a custom sex chair created. Nobody actually knows how it works.

16.
Ancient Egyptians believed God created everything by masturbating. Henceforth, Pharaohs would annually visit the nile to masturbate for good crops and healthy currents.

17.
Reportedly In WWI, soldiers from multiple countries would have sex with STD-ridden prostitutes. They would then claim medical leave.

18.
Ancient Greeks and Romans used Silphium as a contraceptive.

19.
Pope Alexander VI and his daughter would get entertainment out of watching horses having sex.

20.
The KGB tried blackmailing the first Indonesian President, Sukarno. They sent him women, he had sex with them, and the KGB filmed it. The plan failed when Sukarno asked them to make more copies for him to show off.